Saturday nights

well as you probaly know i work saturday's, but i finish at 8 o'clock with all the other grocery staff.... for the last say 5 weeks every saturday ive gone out with Chriss, Colin and Ray, drunk shit loads of alcohol, last saturday we went back to Chriss's.
on the way we went to the bottelo me and ray got a bottle of rum and 2 bottles of coke, we went to then we got to Chriss's and we started p[laying this drinking game "kings", the rules to this game are as follows: you keep all the 7's, 8's, 9's, 10's, J's, Q's, K's and Aces and place them face down (after shuffling them) in a circle, when it's your turn you flip a card over if it's a 7 every one drinks and then pours a bit in the cup in the middle, if it's a 8 the person to your right drinks, 9 the person to your left drinks, 10 you drink and nominate some one else to as well, J where ever the top of the J points drinks, Q is whoever the tail bit points to drinks, Aces you nominate and if you get a K you pour some into the cup if you get the last K you have to skull the cup, while doing this you aren't allowed to say some ones name, the word drink and not evenb a swear word plus you can't point at anyone. anyway after like an half an hour we were all prett fucked over so we ran down town and did some stupid stuff jumping signs running into poles haha, Chriss sliced his toe pretting good, i thiunk i may have dislocated my thumb (all good now though), scotty fucked himself on a sign and yeah thats all the stupid shit. bought pizza's and mre coke went back to Chriss's and kept drinking.

meh

rohan and Alison are going out, yay for them.

i have a brother in law (kinda) thats not gay, unlike clinton. yay.

bored am i.

not yay.

The Local Drug Lord

My local drug lord is Moochu, he's about up too my shoulders in height, he's fucking strong as and he's brown and white, other info unknown.

ok, Rohan and I fell apon this one afternoon driving around looking for Turd McGruf, we were speeding after him, we could smell him but we couldn't see him, after looking for his sorry ass for over 10 minutes we were giving up, but we picked up on his scent and went for one last chase, we saw him, I was driving straight at him, he jumped out of the road of the car, i only had 2 seconds to think of what to do, so i bailed, putting my life indanger to get Turd McGruf, i landed and rolled, it didn't hurt too much..... i landed on McGruf, he died on impact but i survived, it all turned on in the end. after examined his body we found a small packet of drugs, we didn't know what it was so we decided as we needed to know to try it, so we gave it a whirl, we then went driving, those fucking panguines were to fast dam wankers, after a while they just dissapeared, and we found ourselves in the unknown territry of my yard, this is where we never went, it was the cows hood. Rohan and i decided we needed to get out and fast, but something caught our eye, all the cows were in a cirle arround on, this one was one i knew once, i fed him as a calf, now we decided that we needed to find out was was happening, so i got the camera and hid behind a tree so i could record what was happening, i kept getting closer and closer, the i heard the car start up and drive away, i turned around to see Rohan driving away he was being chased by a steer, now i was scared, but i thought if i was going to die i wasn't going to die in vain. i walked up closer, and i jumped to the ground when this Moochu guy looked in my direction then he sent to cows to come and look where i was, they got close to me so i jumped up and said "halt in the name of the law" the only response i got was "moo", these guys looked tough so i decided i should run, i turned and ran, the head honcho's muscle was runnig me down, he got really close to shoving it's horn in me, i nearly had given up hope but i saw Rohan coming back, i ran as fast as i could and jumped threw the window.
Back at headquarters we had to deliver the news about McGruf to chief constable MUM, after that was over we went back to our desks, we watched the video i had took. now, we had two choices, take the cows on and arrest them all, there was 55 cattle and two of us, so we decided to look at our other option, it was called Operatin P.U.S.S.Y, Put Urself Some where Safe Ya wankers. we decided P.U.S.S.Y was a good option. but over time we decided we needed to get more information about what they were doing, so we went on a stakeout, we sat in our car, it had been four ours, nothing had happened, thenout of no where Moochu appeared i was starring straight at him, Rohan turned around and saw him and then looked at me and said "he's here", then Rohan turned around to look at Moochu, but by that time Moochu had his tounge around rohans throat, trying to choke him, Rohan screamed like a bitch, i pulled out my knife and stabbed Moochus's tounge, and then we sped of, after 10 minutes we stopped, i needed to look and see if Rohan was ok, he was good but there was some sort of white powder, just like the other drugs we found, on his neck, i took a sample and we ran a chemical test on it and found it was cocaine, we had now figgured out where the drugs were coming from, it was Moochu, we had to do something about it, but what? we didn't know what to do.

Rohan and I have been in hiding for far too long, i think it's time for us to get our shit together and get these bitches, they have been hasling us for too long, they have chased my brother and tried to catch him, but they don't have hands so they couldn't.

so Rohan if you read this we need to catch these bastards and throw them in a ditch.

Boredom

ok, i have sat here for so long, starring at this fucking computer screen and you know what i found?...i found a chapstick, i looked at this chapstick and read al the info on it...a hair, what the fuck is a hair doing on the end of a chapstick, i don't want to know where some one has been putting it considering it's made from vaseline.

now i want to talk about some thing else, last week mum want on a cleaning frenzie and we had to clean the house up, i have just noticed something, mum has put all these casets next to the computer...i asked her why they're there and she said so alison can listen too them, i mean...what the fuck??....yes mym mum is weird, but this...what the hell c'mon. i moved the tapes and put them on the coffee table and they were put back on the computer table, life is weird.

another thing about my mum, after about 14 and a half years of us getting non-colored non-printed toilet papaer she decided to get colored pictured ones, then after a few weeks of mum shopping we went as well me and Alison grabed some colored and pictured toilet paper we got home and mum got up us, for buying the same toilet paper she did.....we were like what???.

the samething happened with our tissues, she never bought thew scented ones or anything, but yes out of the blue here they are, scented tissues, my mum is weird, everything in our house is slowly changing, it's like our local drug lord, Moochu, got too her i think ill tell the story of Moochu and the Drugs in my next blog.


yours insanely, cameron

ChairMan

ChairMan, i want all those who havn't seen it too tell me, ill show it to them.
all those who want another ChairMan made say so, and does anyone have any ideas.

Blogs

Ok, i asked what i was suposed to write in a blog, i didn't know what too say, i went to my brother Rohan and he said "issues or things that have happened today", well to you Rohan i have written a little fact about what happens at school.

My life at school by cameron McD
i get up at 6:30 in the morning, that sucks balls, i get dressed have a piss and have a coffee and fruti loops, i pack my lunch and leave for school at 7:30.

well i get on the buss at about 7:30, now i usualy read on the buss but i need to get another book, so ive been listening to my MP3 player, i get too school at like 10 to 8, i then go and sit with my friends, lincoln, Dale, Huxley, John and Carl.
At 9:00 the bell rings and we go to care group(PC as rohan calls it) we sit there for a misserable 10 minutes then the bell rings and we go to class, today i had Engineering first it was good, then i had furnishing but i didn't go i stayed at Engineering, then lunch...i was dragged to this thing where our school bands played......fuck they sucked i can play better then them.
bell rang of to BCT, it was boring i just sat there and listened to my MP3 player, good ol Tool, Slayer, Helmet, Fear Factory and Dead Kennedys.
Lunch again, i bought myself a coke and sat down to drink it, huxley and lincoln were throwing a tennis ball threw out group too each other, then they had the smart idea to hit my coke out of my hands...wankers, so it got spilt all over me, i just sat there and drank the rest. then i laid down and the ball was pegged at my nuts..i doudged it luckily, the i was hit in the head....then the bell rang, of to math, Tara was sitting at the table so i poked her and said by and she just giggled, so i went to math...wish i stayed with her though.
bell rang, home time twas the time, of to the bus i walked, ran into hux, walked with him and then got on my buss after talking to Micky D, pulled out the MP3 player and listened to it on the way home.
got on the computer and was bored shitless andTara isn't on so i can talk to her, oh well...and she's going away over the week end, meh...im working on saturday and working at this stupid cooee comp thing.

thats it for now, Cameron McD

stuff

ok, i havn't written a blog in ages, i had a nother site thing before but i forgot my password. it has the gayest shit on it too, oh well.

so far, i had a girlfriend, went out with her for 9 months, it was alright i supose, but i broke up with her the other day. it got all fucked up, she went mental.....very weird and scary, but i have a new interest, her name is Tara, i like her a lot, but i don't know wether she likes me, oh well....we'll find out sooner or later :).
school still sucks balls, very boring except sitting with Tara, thats always fun...i wish rohan and i went to the same school though, and i have come to the conclussion we are brothers.
I want ot know, why life has to be so god dam difficult, everything is so hard (specialy when Tara is around), hahah that was a joke, she hasn't made it hard cept for one time when she was stroking my leg, all goods though.

ill see ya's later
Cameron McD